Friday, June 15, 2007

A Phone Conversation with My Father

Dad: What's this? You sent me an e-mail at 2:30 AM?

Me: It's about that toothpaste recall I was telling you about.

Dad: Oh, I see. Hmm, I also got an e-mail about expanding my penis size. Well, I've got to go. I think I'm going to read that.

Me: Oh my God, I am going to throw up.

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