Saturday, January 27, 2007

A Conversation with My Brother

Adam: Get out of here already. Aren't you leaving? When are you leaving?

Me: I'm going, I'm going.

Adam: Good. Also, I just want you to know that the couch you were sitting on two seconds ago is where I like to pleasure myself.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What kind of pathology would inspire that comment? Why would he like to draw his sister's attention to his genitals? Even obliquely? Sounds like a cry for help. Or something.

Jess said...

I believe he just wants to bring me as much pain as is humanly possible. He wants to make me break down and cry or vomit. Or a combination of both.

Squints said...

That made me vomit in my mouth a little. geez, i dont even want to hear something like that out of Derek and I'm getting married to him... what a pig.